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26 January 2004

On strange search-strings

Two things hitme when I saw this search-string in my stats:
"does getting fingered feel different than fingering yourself?"

1) How the hell did they end up on my site?
2) Is there really still someone who searches with complete questions like this (note the questionmark)

The first question is easily solved when I look at the results you get from the search:
Bunny Factor 10 - ... As a lesbian, I have tried this. And it DOES work like that. ... Of course it has. And they look at my finger. ... But it is getting very very hard. ...

Now does that look like a porn site for lesbians or what?
We all know how searchengines index weblogs: they just compile words from all different posts. So the most innocent queries can take you to a porn site. Or the other way around. Like happened here.

The second question is a little harder to answer. I mean, do they really expect there to be a site that gives the exact match?

In my search for a better search-string, I stumbled across this site:Research Center For Multiple, Sexual Orgasms . Ready to get some interesting tips to improve my love life, I was unpleasantly surprised to learn that the Church is right after all: too much masturbation can make you weak.
Over-ejaculation melts down the acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions first and then the liver functions that release essential enzymes for the syntheses of the neurotransmitters acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin and the chains of hormone production; it causes the brain and adrenal functions to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. It results in the brain's and nervous dysfunctions, stress, anxiety, impatience, eye floaters or fuzzy vision, buzzing (noisy) ears, cardiovascular irregularities, urinary incontinence, male and female "prostatitis," weak kidney functions, pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone, weak muscles or ligaments, and so on.


Well well well.And here is me thinking I was just feeling a little under the weather...... And I am laughing harder and harder as I read on. Lots of pseudo-medico babble but inthe end, it can all be solved by buying this bloke's pills. (I knew it!!) This bloke tries to tell us that masturbating too much is wrong yet we should all have as many orgasms as possible, but only with an erect penis, otherwise it can make you seriously ill. Or something like that.

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